Lost Same Cucumber Twice In Same Fucking Store (Wegmans)
Normal day in my life....going to the grocery store several times out the week cause I have a teenager with a bottomless pit...this day I decide to park on the upper level at Wegmans....browsing through the produce section, I buy a random cucumber....nothing special about it.....its green, indentations, and has seeds like the rest of 'em....pick up other items.....pay for my purchases....push my cart through the shopping cart escalator without knowing I lost my damn cucumber....get home...put all my food items away...no cucumber can be found...few days later....same store....park on the upper level...pick up random items....pay for random items (did not purchase another cucumber)....push my cart through the shopping cart escalator...this time someone is behind me...by the time I reach the automatic doors....I hear a voice behind me ask me did I drop a cucumber....I told them no, its not mine...get home and think to myself...self; that was your damn cucumber....(still talking to self) how do you go to the same store.... park on the same level.....buy a cucumber......lose it......someone finds it days later and asks you about it......you tell them its not yours......then when you get home; you realize that you probably lost the same cucumber twice!